Well, I think Georgiansilver pretty much hit it Right Smack on the Head, right there. If they can All Three be the Same Person, that's the ideal... but let's be realistic, shall we?

Anyhow, I have another solution for Bobert, I mean, Bobert's friend. Buy a crystal ball. I got one from the Barnes & Noble for $15. Now I have no excuse not to know what's going on, unless for some reason it doesn't show up in the crystal ball. ;-)