ah, yes, Willie-o...important information any visitor will need! Can I have the movie rights as these folks get off the bus/plane/train and try to adhere to the rules?

(I grew up in Kansas... I was once on the ferry from Seattle to Juneau, and confessed my origin to some people from California...they asked, honestly, if there were places to tie up horses in Dodge City, and if the roads were paved. I wish now I had been cleverer in my replies)