You know that state of lucidity that you sometimes feel when you're waking up in the morning, but you're not quite awake yet: that state where suddenly you have the answer to all the riddles of the Universe? And it's so ridiculously simple that you can't understand why you didn't see it before? But then, of course, when you're fully awake, you can't remember what the answer is? Well, I recently awakened to one of those states. Only this time, when I came fully awake, I remembered The Answer.

The solution to the terrorist problem: Why don't we find out why they're so pissed-off at us and see if we can figure out a way to stop pissing them off?

Nah! Dumb!

Don Firth