There ain't nothing between the North Pole & Texas but a barbwire fence. -- Texan saying (I won't try to do the accent)

One time, on a newsgroup, we were lamenting the ignorance of Canada in the U.S. As an example, I said: Given a blank map of the contiguous U.S., I could probably pencil in the states pretty nearly; but when it comes to Canada -- which comes first, Saskatchewan or Manitoba? To which a Canadian retorted: They both come last.