Wheesht man haud yer tongue, I ma sel' hiv haird oor Sir Joh9n frae Hull ca'ed a Naitional Treasure so a huv. An whit's mair he's a dab haund at makkin' a deid cat curry. Jings crivens help ma boab, sic a braw lad like him, ye're no fit tae lick his tattie howker bitts.
Giok