I keep trying to tap into the Universal Mind, but I can only get as far as William Shatner.

I think he's put a cookie in my brain so only he can channel through me, and not visa versa, which I think is terribly unfair.

..xx..e (Ellenpoly NOT channelling William Shatner at the moment...I think he may well be otherwise engaged with some guy he keeps referring to as "Screwy Dewy".

PS-Dewy, if it IS William Shatner, watch yerself...expecially in the shower. You can just make out the faint aura of his toupee.