Consider yourself fortunate, Rapaire. At least you have a garage door opener. A lot of people have to open their garage doors the old-fashioned way. Heck, a lot of people don't even have garages and have to park in carports. In fact, some people don't even have carports, but have to park out on the street. For that matter, there are billions of people who don't even have cars! You should ask your wife to hit you with the garage door opener daily just as a way of showing the Universe how grateful you are for having all the crap you have.

Or, if you feel that getting hit once sufficiently expresses your gratitude, get a door opener with a photoelectric cell in it so you won't have to express it again.