Weel Johnny ma man, thank ye kindly fur the new label. Mind ye, a cannae see masel gangin' doon oan wan knee fur tae get tappit oan the shooder wi a wee bit swordie. It's no the gettin' doon ye ken, it's mair the gettin' up again, it's ma age ye ken! An' whit if, when a wis doon therr' wi ma heid booed an wan o' Johnnie Cope's clan cam alang? Mebbes they micht grab the sword and gie me a bit dunt oan the neck by way o' revenge fur the dunnin' we gied him at Prestonpans in 1745.
Giok