Hmm...haven't sung it in a while, but I guess I'm gonna have to dust the cobwebs off this one next con I'm at:

The Dalek Song
(tune: "The Lumberjack Song," Monty Python)
Joe Neff and Gary Ehrlich (c) 1989

CHO: I'm a Dalek and I obey
    Cross my path and I'll blow you away

I travel time, I move through space
I haven't any cares
I take the elevator
Cause I don't like the stairs

I like to conquer planets
I think it's really great
Cause they've got lots of creatures
I can EX-TER-MI-NATE

The Doctor is my enemy
And this is all I know
I'd like to see him promptly
In inverse video

Davros is my leader
He likes to make me win
The Doctor always captures him
But he just escapes again

Now I have no more planet
No place to call my own
But I still have my Nation
(With a capital N!)
Which can't be overthrown

-- Gary

(I'm **also** gonna have to add it back to my website!)