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One of the worst songs ever written was "Old King Kong" by George Jones.
First verse:

Well old King Kong was a hell of'va gorilla
He stood four stories tall
They shot him with missiles from aeroplanes
But he refused to fall.
With Faye Ray (sic) in the palm of his hand
He'll walk right over the world
'Cause just like me he would do anything
Just to keep his girl.