Flood was coming. As the water began to rise, a fellow went to his rooftop. A car came by and the driver said, "Hop in and I'll take you to safety." Fellow refused and replied, "God will save me."

Water rose more. A motor boat zoomed up. "Hop in. I'll take you to safety." Fellow replied, "S'okay, God will save me."

Water was up past the eaves. Helicopter hovered. Pilot said, "Get in. I'll take you to safety." Fellow answered, "God will save me." The water rose higher and the fellow drowned.

He got to the Pearly Gates and there was God. He said, "God, I prayed to you all my life; went to worship every week; lived a good life. How could you let me drown like that? Why didn't you help me?"

God replied, "Look. I sent you a car, a boat and a helicopter. What more did you want?"