11:8:04.

More towns in Southern Iraq come under the control of McTadder and his Tartan Army, as American troops continue their short withdrawal..

Iraqi puppet government in disarray...

Sound of bagpipes being broadcast from mosques all over Iraq...

Bush, Rumsfelt,Powell, claim Scottish ancestry,and apply for citizenship...

Alex Salmond joins the race for White House

MacDonalds change their name to McTadders....Ake