Are you sure it wasn't "Tight as a folksinger's fridge"?

Or maybe "White as a folksinger's fridge." (We're not into creative color schemes.)

Or maybe "Light as a folksinger's fringe" (a lot of us are goin' a little bald, you know)

"Empty as a folksinger's fridge" is more like it.

Say what's going on with British TV? It seems like every show is called "How to/How Not to Dress/Decorate/Redesign/Reorganize/Refinish Your Body/House/Garden/Car/Shed/Armchair" etc. Even BBC America is getting disgustingly boring.