My solution to the whole damned thing was not to get married at all! This way I could have a relationship with whom I pleased and no one (hopefully) had anything to say about the matter. If I had wanted children though, then I would have married.

Accordingly, I'm not exactly sure why gays would want to marry in the first place, but I don't really care if they do. It doesn't hurt me and it doesn't hurt anyone else either as far as I'm concerned.

It would be nice, though, if people would stop bickering over it.