The only thing I could suggest is that you spend some time around some more spiritually advanced people

Diplomacy's not your strong suit, eh? ;o)

Man, I have expended more years of my life to this than most sane people would. I am a very spiritual person. I even have an alter in my garden where I burn herbs. The fumes go up my nose and excite memories, one bit of my brain produces chemicals that make another bit release other chemicals that make a third bit happy.

It's one thing to be happy in one's own universe, but people who try to indoctrinate others just make me want to beat them up (again, Mr. Brain). And the energy (kinetic) expended in pursuit of woo-woo would be better spent on doing good rather than photographing fairies. Just my opinion, of course.