Bad, khanny, bad... It weren't Tony Bennett 'er me and Tweed would have come and got you an' dragged you to the show...

It was the new Herman's Hermits with no originals left but just a bunch of fat 60 year old guys so me and Tweed figgured that, seein' as you might have us arrested for draggin' yer royal butt to it, we'd just leave you asleep in yer folding chair on the front porch of yer royalist of Mississippi castles...

Bobert