I would love to post the lyrics to a song with the refrain "don't pet the dog," but two problems arise:
The Acronym guys (bite me, I know the guy who wrote it, and
I can't remember it.
Trust me, it's funny.

"Don't gimme no oysters, daddy,
tell me what else have you got?
Don't you gimme no oysters daddy,
Oh, what else have you got?
Let's go look at your etchings,
'Cause I don't want no cold sea snot."
©Me, 1999 - I hereby grant permission for myself to post this wherever I want, and for anybody to do whatever they want with it, including recording it and making a million bucks, as long as they donate half to Mudcat.