Dear Speed-1, in the version I learned of your song, there were these two verses:

Then she went to Heaven and flittered and flied, flittered and flied, etc.

He went to the other place and sizzled and fried, sizzled and fried, etc.

Very satisfying.

Someday soon I'll type in the words to "Standing Behind Some Man." Honest. Right now it's past 2 in the morning and I just want to listen to the rest of you sing. I didn't come emptyhanded, tho. In our current weight-conscious society it's important to be GC (Gastronomically Correct); but at 2 in the morning, the hell with that. I've brought a cherry-rum-walnut pie. Hope you enjoy it.