I wish I had the wherewithal to have a fringe, tight or not. So when do we get together to pool our bits of string and does it have to be proper hairy string or can we use modern orange plastic stuff.

Anyone got a use for old sweet wrappers, they were tangled in the string, and how do they stay sticky for years on end, and how do they get there anyway when you're not allowed sweets?

Perhaps we should start the Moaning Old Gits Society (MOGS) for those of us baffled and bewildered by advancing years and pockets full of useless things.

Pete