Let's expand the poll:

Assume you are 6 years old, an orphan, and waiting to be adopted. Would you rather be adopted by:

a) a middle-class heterosexual couple that are white
b) a middle-class gay couple who are white
c) a rich Polish couple who are white
d) a very rich Chinese couple
e) a relatively poor black couple in an okay neighborhood
f) a wealthy Jewish couple in an upscale condo
g) a Lithuanian jewelry engraver and a Mexican assembly line worker
h) a transexual hairdresser who wants to be Howard Stern
i) two hip hop singers of the opposite gender
j) two hip hop singers of the same gender
k) two people who are asexual (they don't have sex with anybody)
l) a woman from Schenectady and a goat
m) a billionaire who is into exhibitionism and has three mistresses
n) a member of the Bush family
o) two Croation gypsies
p) Chongo Chimp
q) Michael Jackson
r) A football coach and a stripper
s) 7 dwarves
t) the Wicked Witch of the North
u) the Reg Boys
v) Paw & Cletus
w) Penelope Rutledge and Winston Wellington-Jones
x) Locutus of Borg
y) Spaw
z) None of the above

There. That should do it. Pick which you would most like to be adopted by and which you would least like to be adopted by. This should give people enough to chew on and fight about to keep this thread going for weeks. :-)