My fridge wouldn't open. One day, on it's own, it decided to stay shut up. I had to go out to eat. Then I called in a repair expert on strange Fridge behavior.

After a month on the couch for the stupid thing, I was told it was a case of my appliance having some sort of fridge retentive complex . And that was why it was tight.

Art Thieme (folksinger--and proud of it!)