Hey!!I'm not THAT old:-)
I am wondering if any of you ladies would like to join my
topless ladies accordion marching band!!!!
We are having a parade in st.john's in december.....

A very smart move Frank, choosing December in St. John's. The temperatures will ensure a manageable turnout AND maximum perkiness!! :D ;)

The article says you are a senior citizen. At least you get a doscount at the movies! :D

Open Mike, I'm prepared to take this one on faith if it means not having to look at Ray Johnson naked. :D ;)