Weddins are a big rip off, you haf to pay the vicar bloke [probably about 100 pounds], then you have to buy a cake, [a total big rip off], and more people going=bigger cake, and you haf to buy weddingf suit, [another 100 quid!, and wedding car, and stuff like that, total big complete rip off.

and fuerals are another bloody rip off, and piss me off ie =wen my dad got buried [he was ded at the time], the coffin was 500 pounds, but it was just veneered chipboard [MDF]!, i moaned to the funeral company="why do you charge so much, and rip people off?", they said "thats our prices, wood is expencive etc", i said its "not even wood, its bloody chipboard", i could have made one at home for a few quid!
and you have to pay the vicar bloke, thats about 100 quid
and you have to pay the doctor, waht checks they are ded, thats 30 quid, another big rip off.

I bet vicars are rich, just think, 100 quid for 1/2 hour job!

I think christenings are free, my mate called Steve got his new son christened, i don't think he paid them.