I can relate somewhat to both of you, brucie and Fred. I too recognize both good-looking men and women when I see them. However, neither make me feel much in relation to sexuality these days.

They're about as titillating as good-looking gazebos. Flamingos, maybe.

Hey, maybe I'm not heterosexual-by-choice-bisexual-by-nature, but asexual! Nay-sexual? Maybe quasi-sexual.

That's it, quasi-sexual.

I think I'm gonna start up an annual Quasi-Pride Day, with parades and ribbons and local cable TV and all the trimmings. It's time we Quasi's came out of our Quasets!

And those marriage and divorce laws? Ha! They're just *moooooooooooooooooooooooooot* to us Quasis!

But should Quasi's adopt kids?


oh nooooooo ... that IS the question ...