could face up to a year and a half in prison if found guilty of killing his six pet hamsters

"Sir John" .... it is "our" fear that you may be guilty of multiple infractions....of multiple UK laws....and the evidence may lie within your immediate neighbors....and your multiple postings to the MC threads......

If found guilty....you know, as a UK citizen....your crime and punishment will not be viewed as capriciously as our southern neighbors view such offences.....

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!

And the hamsters of Hull too!!!!