Dem bones dem bones dem stuck bones,
Dem bones dem bones dem stuck bones,
Dem bones dem bones dem stuck bones,
Is blockin up me bog.

Her thigh bone's connected to the "S" bend,
Her thigh bone's connected to the "S" bend,
Her thigh bone's connected to the "S" bend,
And the flamin thing won't move.

Her ankle bone's connected to her thigh bone,
Her ankle bone's connected to her thigh bone,
Her ankle bone's connected to her thigh bone,
I can see it round the bend.

Her shull bone's connected to her ankle bone.
Her skull bone's connected to her ankle bone,
Her skull bone's connected to her ankle bone,
And it stands proud in the pan.