Sifting through the morning papers, I was avidly reading the results of the sailing competitions, the gymnastics, the various swim meets only to be sorely disappointed to see NOTHING about the "banjo throw" or the "concertina squeeze." What else is missing?

Please spare us the "hamster toss" which is amply covered in an adjacent thread.

I note that there was ample coverage of the women's vollyball competition, except for what the participants were actually attired in.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble