Sam The Sham - I won a trivia contest when I was the only contestant who knew that he sang lead for the pHAROUGHS!
hEY THERE lITTLE rED rIDING hOOD
yOU SURE ARE LOOKING GOOD
yOU'RE EVERYTHING A BIG BAD WOLF COULD WANT
dAMN cAPSLOCK! i THOUGHT i HAD IT UNDER CONTROL.