George Bush & Dick Cheney are having lunch in a D.C. restaurant.
The waitress approaches their table to take their order.
Dick puts down his menu & says "I'll have the garden salad & coffee".
George,after studying the menu for a few minutes,says,"I'll have the quickie".
The waitress snaps back"I'm sick & tired of you politicians coming in here,expecting sexual favors!"& storms off,threatening to file a sexual harassment suit.
Dick leans across the table & whispers to George;
"George,I believe that's pronounced quiche".