The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #72463   Message #1249219
Posted By: Steve Parkes
17-Aug-04 - 05:17 AM
Thread Name: BS: Bones
Subject: RE: BS: Bones
The thing to do with chicken bones is to find a neighbour's dog you really, really hate, and feed them to it. The bones will splinter inside the dog's body, causing terrible damage, and the dog will die slowly in indescribable agony. You will hate yourself for the rest of your life, unless you really, really, really hate the dog. And your neighbour will probably murder you in a very nasty way. I don't recommend it myself.

Or you could burn them and use them for fertiliser, ifyoiu have any house plants.

Steve