When we stayed on the South coast of Chios ( a small greek island just off the Turkish Coast) , we had a room in a taverna on the beach.
The room next door was used for cleaning all the fish that was caught. It smelt disgusting.

What was worse was that in the morning you wanted a shower shave and Sh**. Great you were able to do that in the public toilet.

The shower head was above the toilet base on the floor. So you stood with feet wide apart so you didn't stand in all the smelly t***s, whilst you had a shower.

However if you timed it to perfection you could have a sh** whilst you attempted to have a shower. Anybody walking by could see what you were doing or could come in and have one themselves. With a bit of practice, I was able to shave at the same time. You didn't need any toilet paper because the shower acted like a bide.

Those were the days :-)

Maybe that is why El Greko now lives near St Albans :-)