Okay, I know it's a really baaad idea for a thread, but since there are "What Do Men Want?" and "What Do Women Want?" threads piling up posts, and since there's a long tradition of idiots starting stupid parody threads, and since I'm an idiot, how 'bout it?

I saw some freshly sheared sheep somewhere in Indiana or Kentucky or Tennessee yesterday and they didn't say that they wanted anything, but the looks on their faces seemed to say, "Can I have my fleece back? It's kinda cool today and I feel nekkid."

I'm sure they would have much more provocative things to say in certain locales, though I won't offend our Scottish or Australian compatriates by mentioning those places by name.