Never mind Joe, Little Hawk. I hate you for doing this.

I can only hope that by vaguely imitating the simple-minded idiocy that occasionally produces these demented non-humor and non-substance threads, which have no redeeming social value, you will somehow induce the cretin perpetrators into a realization of the profound folly of their ways and thus diminish the poison which contaminates our fair forum.

But it could also be that you are just being a cretin your own self.

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