I'm sitting here in my provocative little gazebo, just inside it's enticing little door waiting for my flamingos to wake up, and I just gotta know .... what color is your very favorite vibrator, Stilly?

Did you finance, lease or pay cash for it?

Did you find it at Walmart?

Did you scour and shower before you deflowered it?

How often do you bring it in for an oil change?

Do you use Armor-all for good looks and a longer life?

Does it have pretty little tootsies, like a flamingo?

I'm taking a poll. As a newly self-realized Quasi, I realize there's a broad spectrum of very common human behaviors and choices for which I have not the slightest inclination ... and therefore no experience. But I do want the most accurate understanding of my species as possible - so thanks in advance for the info.

LH you're absolutely right, we Quasis should have just as much publicity and air-time as anyone else. I've been working on plans for our first Quasi-Pride Day, but funny thing ... everytime I pick up the phone to call the local Cable TV station, I start feeling queasy.

I don't like this. I think I'm already losing my new-found identity. Just the thought of coming out of the Quaset turns me into a Queasi-sexual.

How can I do justice to all Quasis if I start going Queasi in front of the cameras, the whole nation????

LH I obviously need your help with this. We'll join, and conquer!! Don't get me wrong about the "joining" bit though .... I realize you're not quite a full-blown Quasi yet, so I hafta go easi on you. (That's not Queasi, but easi).

So lemme know when you can join me in my Gazebo and help me draft up these Quasi-plans, ok Little Hawk?

Just promise you'll never titillate my Flamingos. Keep yer talons off 'em. I'm deathly possessive.


daylia