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Thread #59418   Message #1250583
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
18-Aug-04 - 02:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads


Animal control officers throughout southern Georgia have been inundated with reports of massive numbers of stray dogs, cats, parakeets and even a few exotic wild animals migrating northward from the Florida peninsula. At first, it was assumed that the animal exodus was due to the effects of Hurricane Charlie, but it now appears that the root cause is the impending arrival in the southern Florida region of a "piano accordion". It appears that, much like animals are said to be able to sense impending earthquakes, the "dumb animals" of Florida have sensed the vibrations of said "piano accordion" in a southbound UPS truck and are hauling ass to anyplace north ot the St. Mary's River before the aforementioned accordion arrives at its destination, alledgedly the domicile of a Mr. R. Shaw of West Palm Beach.