"I've never turned down a cup of coffee in my life"
   ---from Support Your Local Sherriff

"Well, basically I'm just on my way to Australia..."
   ---also from Support Your Local Sherriff

"I've got an idear... formin' in me `ead"
   ---from Time Bandits

"What are you gonna do wit all dat feckin rope?"
   ---from Boondock Saints

"Well, ye've turned intae a sexy wee bastard, haven't ye?"
   ---from So I Married an Axe Murderer