Important Things My Kids Taught Me

It's more fun to colour outside the lines.
If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
Ask why until you understand.
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse
Making your bed is a waste of time.
If your dog doesn't like somebody, you probably shouldn't either.
Toads aren't ungly. They're just toads.
Don't pop someone else's bubble.
Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.