Whilst visiting my sister in her barracks at Aldershot, a military town, I had to use the toilet. The paper there was of the Izal variety with 'Government Property. Now wash your hands please' stamped on every sheet.

I like having guests... they all leave me little presents. The last lot left me some rather nice socks and 3 pairs of nether garments! (They will be in the post back soon, my bum is a bit bigger than they are!)

LTS