It's your fault, SRS. You pointed to the wrong truck! It wasn't the one headed down I-75 toward Knoxville. It was the one headed down I-65 toward Nashville. An easy mistake to make, but one with serious consequences, and we're not just talking about Lexington being buried under fifty feet of the magic treat that's as much fun to make as it is to eat. It means that the piano accordion is still on its way to West Palm Beach!

But, hey, there's always a silver lining. The fish have joined the dogs, cats and parakeets in the mass exodus from Florida. I'm gonna toss a couple of rods & reels into the truck and slip over to Gulf Shores, Alabama, and try my luck off the fishin' pier.