Little Hawk, I fall asleep in the middle of your "musings" (THWAK!)

Amos, my dictionary is falling apart and it's all your fault!(THWAK!)

jOhn of Hull, my sides hurt from laughing at your posts (THWAK!)

freda-well I'm gonna see you on Sunday, along with some others I've never met, so I'll save all my THWACKS for then.

Joe Offer, and your "ilk", you get the MOST THWACKS for keeping this crazy website going and contributing to the delinquency of a senior.

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK!!

..xx..e