"So sniff, sniff, and let's be gay
Sniff, sniff and let's be gay
Sniff, sniff and let's be gay
Let's sniff another."

Nah. Sounds like a convention of dogs.

"Come Landlord fill the aerosol..."

Nah.

"They call it that good ol' mountain air
And them that refuse it are fair...."

No.

"...take up your hose and fill your nose
With the real old mountain air."

Uh-uh.

I don't think that drinking songs can be successfully reworked.

Gimme some good scotch.