"Yore Mileage May Vary" ????

Without your further explanation, I found the translation no more understandable than the original YMMV. For me, IMHO and the like do nothing for communication. If I can't read it in English, I will most probably skip the message altogether. I am certainly not going to waste my time looking up things in an acronym dictionary. In my view, the use of webspeak shorthand denotes insincerity.

Doug C