El Ted, me old China, don't faff about wi' all that Boo-its stuff on yer nails. Bugger off to yer local manicurist and get sum o' them acrylics wi' gel stuff painted on. Lasts ages and only costs about ten quid fer three fingers! And you get to have your hand held by a pretty girl for half-an-hour while she does them! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
El Johnny :0)