Thanks for remembering my song Dani!!!

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Here Tiz.

Size Doesn't Matter

When I was a kid, we went for ice cream
My sister had vanilla and I had a raspberry ripple, rocky road chocolate fudge sundae dream
I looked at hers and I started crying
When I saw that her ice cream was bigger than mine

But Ma said, Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter, Size Doesn't Matter
It's the flavor you see
Size Doesn't Matter Size Doesn't Matter
Size Doesn't Matter well it matters to me


When I went to school I tried hard to please
My sister got A's while I got mostly D's
I took my report home for Mother to see
I remembered the ice cream and what she said to me

So I said …. I tried hard you see

I started courting when I was sixteen
The girl next door was the girl of my dreams
But she got real mad and she called me a louse
When she caught me staring real hard at her blouse

She said…. If you really love me

I got a job I worked hard every day
Thinking I'd see an increase in my pay
Though every pay check I got was so small
My boss said don't worry, don't worry at all

Because…. And I'll make you VP.

The girl next door was the love of my life
She finally consented that she'd be my wife
How well I remember the night we were wed
As she raised her left eyebrow as I climbed into bed

She said… it's how you use it you see


Copyright Bert Hansell, 1996