Hell yes, Okiemockbird, I can fix you up. First, while I am preparing your meal, help yourself to some of this Smoked Salmon Paté. I make it with cream cheese and eggs in it, a little onion, lemon juice and some whipping cream. Pretty tasty, eh. Goes great at a picnic. And have a little of the Lobster Bisque........the color? It is made best with a female lobster because when you clean it, you find a red or coral roe. It gives the Bisque a lovely color. I know, I know......you wanted to move away from the bivalves, but try some of these Scallops in White Wine Sauce. It is wonderful.

Now T., I am going to make you some Turbot with Mustard Cream Sauce. You will love it..........what'd I tell you?........The Ole Mick loves his seafood, and that is why he collects this stuff........Now boys, I want you to leave Uilleand alone while she sings..........I know she is beautiful, you bowsie, I was there last weekend. I am just warning you now, that her voice is enchanting. Tie that up with her looks, and about three jars of Uncle Arthur's finest (Guinness or the vile black stuff for the uninitiated) and we have the makin's of trouble. So I will help her down, and the rest of you layabouts had better mind yer manners.......MAMAKAT....HEY, KAT.....WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TAKE THIS ROLLING PIN AND PROTECT THIS FINE YOUNG WOMAN FROM THE LIKES O' THESE EEJITS? T'ANKS.........What FAIR ONE?........Now you know that I am completely taken by you, I am just watching out for this fine young woman, protecting her from these blaggards.........Jazus, kat, don't give her that griddle.......shit, I have to get out of her......damn, T., you are on your own on the rest......OUCH, DAMN.....SHIT......Come on, FAIR ONE, you are the only one for me.....Damn.....