I asked for a beer and I got a cold water
You should of been more thoughtfull and had a care
My stomach turned over my temper got hotter
In language like "Flip!" I gave my anger full air
I used simple words, because I'm no loser
My thirst bites my gut, as I sit here and ask
Would you stomp on the dreams of an unemploid boozer
Who must hide from the world behind a sad mans' mask?
I asked for a beer! Maybe you didn't hear me?
Only my words, and my petrified heart
Did I go out of bounds? Why won't you come near me?
Must I offer my soul, and get sneered at like a fart?
I asked for a beer, so don't give me your voodoo
I'd be some kind of jerk if I acted like YOU DO!!!

(there's yer flippin' sonnet, BugBeard! Showoff.)

BDiBR