"The Indian and Coffee"

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand
and leading a bull in the other. He says to the waiter,
"Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the
Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in
one gulp, grabs the bull, blasts it with the shotgun, then
walks out.

Four days later the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in
one hand And leading another bull in the other. He walks
up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up from
the last time you were in here. What the heck was all that
about, anyway?"

The Indian says, "Me in training for Executive Management
job. Drink coffee, shoot the bull, and disappear for a few days."

Dave Oesterreich