But Guest, as I explained, these are not examples of my hurling insults, these are my NICE ones. I posted these instead. From my point of view, you and Treehouse ARE the Mudcat majority in that you and your ilk don't think my posts are as funny as I think they are. Pointing to some Mudcat Majority apart from yourselves is therefore bogus, and does not lead to any further understanding of what I want you to understand. I have only one anonymous guest in my camp, that's all. And even I am beginning to suspect it's me, posting how much I like my own posts.

Please allow me to imagine that I've thought about this before, and to feel on the whole that any remedy would be worse than the problem. Please? Can you please let me have my opinion, then patiently teach me how to better express it in the manner you want to hear? I'm trying, honest.