The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1254738
Posted By: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
23-Aug-04 - 05:39 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Okay, Tweed. I give up. I've done my best, but it looks like I've failed. (Insert sound of long mournful sigh HERE) It just breaks my heart to see another poor misguided soul who should know better succumb to the shallow, vacuous, cheap thrills of accordion playing.

Just remember when you get it all out of your system that there'll always be a seat for you at your local chapter of Accordions Anonymous. All you have to do is have the courage to admit that you are powerless over accordions, that you truly believe a power greater than yourself can rid you of the desire to play accordion, and that you are truly sorry for the pain and suffering your accordion playing has inflicted upon others.

Then you get to recite the

ACCORDIONS ANONYMOUS PRAYER

God, grant me the ability to play guitar,
The courage to smash accordions,
And the wisdom to know the difference.