A better version of Piss Pot Pete:

Way back from up in the hills
There lived an old whore by the name of Big Lil.
Well she fucked for pleasure and she fucked for keeps.
She piled her victims up in heaps.

Then through Shit Valley and up Syphilis Creek
Came a half-assed bastard by the name of Piss-Pot Pete.
He had snot in his whiskers and shit in his teeth,
And 45 pound of bone-hard meat.

He came into town and laid his dick on the bar.
Why, it must have stretched from here to thar!

"I hear there's a whore who claims no man can hold her down.
Well, you tell her Piss-Pot Pete's in town!
Was born on a cotton farm, worked like a slave.
Fuckin' and fightin' are all I crave."

Lil warmed up on a pole and park bench.
Pete drank 40 beers and fucked 40 cows to death.
He said, "You rank-ass whore, lay down on your back!"
And her cunt flopped open like a burlap sack.

They torn down trees and shrubs for miles around.
And Piss Pot Pete, well, he held her down.
He crammed two feet into the meat-sausage grinder,
And the whites of twelve eggs rolled down her thighs, and shit flew from behind her!

Big Lil pulled out all her best stunts,
Many stunts uncommon to the common cunt.
She stood on her hands and wiggled her feet.
Piss-Pot just kept cramming his meat.

Well she finally rolled over and died with a cough.
After which Piss-Pot commenced to jack off....

You can end it after that just like the other versions...and I know I'm forgetting one verse that involved shit-house doors and buttons, but whatever.